Friday, June 13, 2008

Third Greatest Mystery in the Universe

That's where my treasure is. Here's a hint for you: my treasure is in a place that rhymes with Pan Branciso. Mwahahahahahahahahah!

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Hint # 1

I've traveled near and far, from shining sea to shining sea,
but the treasure's ne'r hidden there, nor the key.
A rose by any other name would still smell as sweet,
but the jungle where my treasure lies bears a name
that makes its former designation much more neat.


UPDATE 8/1: Two douches followed this stupid hint and got blown up by a landmine in Burma (Myanmar)! LOLCOPTERS!!!!!!!11 They shouldn't have been standing there.

Friday, April 25, 2008

Mwahahahahahahahahahahaha

You'll still never find it, feeble-minded douches! My treasure will be hidden forever! Or, you can follow my hints. Though be careful where you stand!